"Dude, you just ran like 13 miles in 30 minutes."

(Source: mysnarkasm)

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

(Source: amovible)

Anonymous asked:
White people literally DO NOT have a culture. PLEASE explain the culture of a white person. Wearing a beanie? Going to Starbucks with your Mac?

coolator:

phenomenarwhal:

baewatch:

white people dont have a culture this is just a little racist but white people dont have an opinion on race so idk

this anon is literally a fucking idiot. i guess my italian, russian and german heritage including cultural music, food, folklore, dress, religion and practices just don’t exist. THEY MUST BE FIGMENTS OF MY IMAGINATION. i am just white. one dimensional.

can you name one thing from your ‘italian russian and german heritage’ that aren’t “spaghetti, nesting dolls, and bratwurst” because while im sure you’re very proud to parade around these percentages of what shade of eggshell you are i really doubt they carry any kind of real significance :\

A persons culture has USUALLY NOT a lot to do with how they dress, and btw that is kind of racist and maybe a white person wearing a beanie is how they like to dress.


hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

guy:

lecterspet:

juliuscaesarofficial:

hazelnutcappuccino:

whose-titan:

captain-fucking-levi:

rainbowjaeger:

choose-yukki:

akigay:

that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this

AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES

IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE

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i’m gonna

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this is not okay

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UM

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i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS

so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks

???

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i…


-You ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of death?

-Hell, no. That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight. I’m following him.

(Source: sebastiandaily)